I was told the other day to start a blog. Why? Because I’m high-strung, pessimistic, cynical, bitter, and apparently can be witty about it. That, and the woman who told me to do so thinks I have things I need to say but shouldn’t share them intimately, so here we go. Here is my impersonal blog of cynicism and contrived whining in which you will humour me and tell me everything’s going to be alright. Shall we get started?